Saturday, March 11, 2017

UNCOMFORTABLE CONVERSATIONS


             The following has been me on more than one occasion:

            “Sorry Mrs. Xzypqrbyis, but your kid is the 6th chair flute player because 5 other kids played better and not because they are Methodist.”

            “Well Johnny, more kids would hang out with you if you would learn the value of bathing and deodorant.”

            “Yes Mr. Khurbpyyet, I know it is 2 o’clock in the morning but obviously your son did not.  Now, let’s talk about airline tickets and school suspensions.”

            One thing I will not miss about being a band director is having these sorts of conversations on a way too regular basis.  What folks would like to hear is:

            “You know what Mrs. Xzypqrbyis, chair positions are really just random placement and I would be happy to put your kid in any chair you wish.”

            “Well Johnny, obviously your brilliance and stunning good looks are just too intimidating to most kids.  That is their problem and their loss.”

            “You know what Mr. Khurbpyyet?  It is the rare child indeed who shows the initiative to check on his girlfriend’s wellbeing at 2:00 a.m.  I see an award at the band banquet in your son’s future for being so concerned for others.”

            All of that having been said, here is what I think many of you have been hearing:  “I am starting a Foundation to provide scholarships for kids and needed equipment for the band at Houston.  I put a PAY button on the blog but don’t really need your help.  Between the money bushes growing in my back yard and the unicorns that visit on occasion bearing sacks of gold, I am sure we can provide for those kids and the band with a little left over to fully fund world peace.”

            Here is what I said:  “HELP!  I have placed a button at the bottom of this blog page that connects to PayPal.  Any donations you make would be very appreciated and passed along entirely to the cause of supporting kids.  If you avoid technology like I do and wish to mail a donation, you would make a check out to the Houston Band Foundation and mail it to:

                    The Houston Band Foundation
                    c/o Jim Smith
                    556 Grand Steeple Dr.
                    Collierville, TN  38017

     Donations are tax deductible as we are a 501c/3 organization.

            I really like the blogging thing and can tell stories about band stuff for quite a long time without running out of material.  Still, being that old fart of an uncle who sits in the corner saying, “Pull my finger”, is not all I hope to accomplish in my old age.  For the other stuff I do need a little help.  There are thousands of page views on this thing and way less than that have donated.  It does not matter how small the amount, please consider making a donation to the Houston Band Foundation.  And while you are at it, share this post with other old band people and encourage them to join the band alumni Facebook group.


            Boy, was that uncomfortable…..

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