Tuesday, May 23, 2017

There is Pitiful …. And Then There is This!!!

 
            Underwriters Laboratories is the organization that tests stuff to be sure it will stand the test of time.  Almost anything you buy will have a UL tested stamp on it in some location.  They drop it, submerge it in water, set it on fire, hit it, leave it out in the rain, freeze it or let a 5 year old play with it, all in the name of making products that will last and be safe.  I think herein exists an opportunity for the Houston Band.  With very little exaggeration and even less effort, they could break a block of steel.  If it survives life in the Houston band program, it should be stamped HHSB tested with the assurance that it will never, ever break.

            We broke the first vibraphone we purchased in 3 days time.  We broke a piano into nothing but kindling.  Michael Theuns shattered a string bass such that the biggest piece left fit easily in the palm of my hand.  None of this was done maliciously but by accident.  We also wore stuff out.  Wenger Music supplied the music stands we purchased to go into our new band room.  They were plastic and had a lifetime guarantee.  We bought 100 and 80 survived the first year.  The folks at Wenger were shocked but did send us 20 replacements.  After a couple of more years of that, they negotiated a buyout of the lifetime guarantee.  I believe there is only one or two left. 

            There is also quite a bit of band equipment that wore out long ago but is still being used.  Stand carts, podiums, jazz fronts, drum cases, etc…. are put back together with straps, tape, bailing wire and glue so that available funds can be spent on shifting instrument needs, music, drill, and an assortment of other stuff.   Many of the actual wind instruments are older than the kids playing them.  Equipment is not purchased by Germantown Schools just as it was not purchased by Shelby County Schools.  It falls to band boosters to buy and replace everything.

            I was in the band room the other day to visit Matt Taylor and saw something that made me very sad.  Partly because of the pitiful nature of what I saw and partly because I was at least somewhat responsible for its occurrence.  Matt was preparing sousaphones (tubas) to go to the shop for repair.  He had them in cases waiting for the repair folks to pick them up.  Every single case was broken in some way.  Many were held together with bungee cords or rope.  There should be 5 latches on every case and only one case had as many as 3 latches.  Many had holes covered with duct tape.  Here is a picture of one of them.


           
              New sousaphone cases cost $480 each and Matt will need at least 12 of them for this next year.  If the cost is a little shocking, keep in mind that the case is protecting a $5,000 investment (cost of a sousaphone).  These cases are SKB-380’s and come with a (wait for it…………) Lifetime Guarantee!  I am going to approach local businesses about helping out but also wanted this group to have an opportunity to join in.  You can make a donation using the PayPal button on this blog or you can send a check to:

The Houston Band Foundation
C/O Jim Smith
556 Grand Steeple Dr.
Collierville, TN  38017

            It is hard to make the case (get it……… CASE) for having a world-class band program when your equipment is in such dire need of replacing.  Help if you can.



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